Wednesday, March 8, 2017

6 Simple-Looking Artworks That Were Really Tough To Pull Off













Jackson Pollock's "Random" Paint Blotches Are Genius-Level Physics

In 2006, Jackson Pollock's painting No. 5, 1948 was sold to an anonymous buyer for around $140 million.
Jackson Pollock It is now a stain-resistant rug in his anonymous bar.
Pollock is the poster boy for art that looks like a bunch of paint blotches. The reason being that his paintings are a bunch of goddamn paint blotches.
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Fun fact: There's software which can tell a real Pollock painting from an elaborate forgery. How the hell is that possible? Because Pollock's work contains fractals: infinitely complex, never-ending mathematical patterns that are specific to his work. While everyone thought he was merely dripping paint everywhere randomly like a drunken contractor you hired on Craigslist, he was in fact creating entire worlds.
Discover Magazine This is explained in the above diagram, which we totally understand.
So how do we know the fractals aren't there by accident? Well, the later the Pollock painting, the richer and more complex the patterns, and thus the greater its fractal dimension. And there are even more mysteries hiding in his work. It appears that Pollock took advantage of an area of fluid dynamics scientists have only recently thought to study. This phenomenon is called "coiling," and you've experienced it while dripping honey, except no one gave you millions of dollars afterward. It's when thick fluid falls onto itself in the form of coils, similarly to rope, and creates patterns that can be described by a mathematical equation.
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Anyway, in order to control the coiling, Pollock used a rod to drip the paint onto the canvas instead of pouring it straight from the can or using a brush. By mixing paints of various densities and moving his arm at different speeds, he was able to control the patterns that would show up in the final painting. Dude was doing high math and making it look like a stoner playing with finger paint.

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Mark Rothko's Colorful Blobs Are Made Of Hundreds Of Meticulously Mixed Layers

If you've never heard of Mark Rothko, here are two of his most famous paintings, Black On Maroon and Orange And Yellow:
Mark Rothko Currently being exhibited on Mrs. Rothko's fridge door.
If it pisses you off that those things sell for millions while you're making $9 an hour at McDonald's, we can't blame you. Hell, most of us were cranking out Rothkos by the hundreds in our youth until we moved on to the more challenging stuff, like trees or stick figures. This guy probably put as much effort into making those paintings as he did into naming them, right?
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First of all, Rothko's paintings were a lot bigger than a Google Image search thumbnail would suggest ...
Albright-Knox Art Gallery "That's right. My paintings are so big that they only fit on your mom's fridge."
Rothko would go to extreme lengths to get a certain tone. He'd do everything possible ... except use the actual color of paint, that is. One of his techniques was to create differently-colored squares using the exact same pigment. He'd apply a bunch of layers on top of one another in varying amounts, creating different hues. Another involved layering various colors to create a completely different one -- Black on Maroon up there, for example, is more like Ultramarine Blue On Maroon On Blue-Black On Brown-Black On Etc., but that's a way less catchy title.
Rothko's layers were so thin that you can see what's underneath in some spots, or under very bright light. It's like you're looking at dozens or even hundreds of paintings at on top of each other. Presumably, when somebody first pointed out that you could simply buy "black" paint at the craft store, he went on a killing rampage which continues to this day.

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Those Crude Caveman Hand Prints Were Made By Inventing Ancient Spray Paint


Much like toddlers, cavemen during the Paleolithic era seemed to think that the best forms of self-expression were 1) drawing crude animals on the wall, and 2) just fucking leaving your hand prints everywhere.
Mariano/Wiki Commons Or maybe that rock did a lot of dope shit and deserved some high fives.
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That's like remedial art. You press your hand against a surface and paint around it. Even back in kindergarten, we were bringing that stuff to the next level by turning our hand prints into fat turkeys and deformed stegosauruses.
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If you look closely, you'll notice that the hands above aren't really painted; they're stenciled. And since spray cans wouldn't be invented for a few dozen millennia, the cave people had to invent a complicated process to create that effect. In the first step, the troglodyte artist mixed a special watered-down pigment, ensuring it had a runny quality. Next, using a bivalve shell to hold the paint, they would insert a hollow bone into it like a straw.
TheSYFN This was also how they sucked their enemies' essence.
Then the artist held the shell close to the wall while using a second bone/straw to blow across the first.
TheSYFN As filmed here by Eli Roth.
This created a vacuum which sucked the pigment from the shell and redistributed it in spray form, making a cloudy splash of color around the hand. Blowing the pigment this way quickly resulted in lightheadedness, which means that the association between art and getting messed up goes back way further than we thought.

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Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Repetitions Were Individually Painted In Detail

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Andy Warhol's best known piece is a copy/paste job of the exact same soup can:
Andy Warhol And if you look at it cross-eyed, you can see the sailboat.
It looks about as hard as photocopying your butt with the office copy machine, but it doesn't require nearly as much flexibility or cunning. It's no secret that Warhol specialized in screen printing, wherein a stencil allows the artist to crap out as many copies of a painting as they want. So all Warhol had to do here was put paint the same stencil over and over again.
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Take a closer look at those paintings:
Andy Warhol Pretend you're a hungry hobo.
It's not the exact same can -- every one is a different flavor. The Campbell's Soup series marks the transition in Warhol's career between painting by hand and using the mass production process. Before he went full-on Terminator, Warhol painted everything himself. He bought cans at the supermarket, projected them onto the canvas, and carefully painted within the outlines.
Bob Adelman Andy Warhol buying groceries like a "regular male human" is the most intensely creepy thing we've seen.
Only the contours of the cans and the highlights of the words "Campbell's" and "Soup" were screen-printed, while the fleur-de-lis pattern was hand-stamped. He filled in and lettered the 32 different cans by hand. To complicate matters, there is another Campbell's Soup series which was screen-printed in its entirety, but this was made a few years later. Warhol even hired a screen printing house for that one, leaving him extra time to concentrate on his true passion of becoming as off-puttingly weird as possible.
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Yves Klein's "Blue" Was An Entirely Unique Invention

Behold a painting by Yves Klein, one of the most famous figures in postwar European art:
Sergio Calleja In an oddly prescient moment, he called this one "error, restart?"
It's certainly a nice shade of blue ... but that's all there is. There's no hidden layer or optical illusion here; the work is nothing but a canvas painted blue. It's not a singular occurrence, either. At one point, Klein held an exhibition of 11 of his works, all of which were canvases painted the exact same blue. The guy was either super lazy, a huge troll, or just had a shitload of excess blue he wanted to get rid of.
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That particular shade of blue was the result of an insanely difficult process. The whole thing began when Klein published a book of monochrome paintings, which he exhibited at public showings. The audience, however, interpreted the work as a showcase of different bits of interior decoration.
cuba.nl The fact that the last page was a cutaway coupon for discounted cushions didn't help.
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A bit miffed that his artistic manifesto had been mistaken for an IKEA catalog, Klein decided to take monochrome painting to a new level -- namely, by inventing a new color. His International Klein Blue is a unique, brilliantly luminous shade of blue ... which you'll probably never witness unless you get to look at a Klein painting in the flesh. See, when artists' paints are made, the pigment is mixed with some kind of binding medium, which has a tendency to dull the color (which, in turn, makes it easier to reproduce in screens or print). Klein wanted a blue that would never lose its glow, and after much experimentation, he finally found an art shop which sold a special type of binding material (Rhodopas M60A) which allowed him to mix the perfect shade. Then some heathen came along and said, "I don't get it, it's just blue," and Klein's head exploded in the most luminous shade of red.

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Ancient Egyptian Drawings Were Constructed Proportionally On A Mathematical Grid


Here's a typical ancient Egyptian portrait:
The Yorck Project You can almost see the cell phone in her hand
It's kind of pretty in a stylized and iconic way, but it doesn't seem all that technically impressive. The ancient Egyptians are known more as engineers, not artists, which might leave you a bit cold in the gallery, but at least their college degrees were worth something, dammit.
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They were both engineers and artists, even bringing the former to the latter. First, they had to draw up a grid, dividing the work surface into parts of equal proportions. Only then could they start figuring out where to put each body part, all of which had to take a specific number of squares (presumably to prevent the occurrence of Rob Liefeld feet). Different kinds of figures were to be specific sizes -- a standing figure, for example, always had to occupy 18 squares from the feet to those sexy lined eyes.
John Legon Those 17 squares tall were subject to intense body-shaming.
Just for laughs, the grids were usually changed around when a new dynasty came to the throne, but they were always highly specific. Under the rule of the Twelfth Dynasty, every single body part had its assigned place, from the hairline to the line of the lower buttock (the two were to be nine squares apart in a seated figure, as the gods intended). There was even a specific line that had to run through the nipple, marking the invention of nipple piercing long before your father was disappointed in you.
pyramidofman.com And yes, there's a crotch piercing. You didn't even need to ask.
There was also a whole other set of rules dictating what percentage of which body part had to go in which square. As you can see from above, for instance, during the Sixth Dynasty, an erect dong was to be exactly 4.5 squares long, no matter what the long-haired guy on the right insisted.

miguel chevalier spreads magic carpets 2014 over sacre coeur in morocco





all images courtesy of miguel chevalier



‘magic carpets 2014′ by french artist miguel chevalier is an interactive light display spread out across the floor of the former sacrĂ© coeur church in casablanca, morocco. covering it with a huge layer of light, the work references the world of biology, microorganisms, and cellular automata – as cells have the ability to multiply in abundance, divide and merge at different paces. pieces come together, fall apart and transform in shape at rapid speeds. the displayed organic universe mingles with a digital construction of overlapping pixels.


an unstable, black-and-white tableaux gradually gives way to vivid, color-saturated spirals that whirl about and execute choreographic movements to the music of michel redolfi. an organic world is combined with a digital one that perpetually replenishes itself. the work was completed in collaboration with casablanca french institut software, cyrille henry and antoine villeret with the help of voxels productions.

when the viewer moves, the trajectory of the curves is disrupted under their feet


the work references a world of biology and microorganisms


the floor of the church is highlighted with bright colors

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‘magic carpets’ revisits the tradition of embroidery, islamic art, and mosaics as depicted in the graphic pixels


a world of colors and shapes takes the form of a giant kaleidoscope


the carpets are made up of ever-changing pixels


a magical universe of one thousand and one nights


the artwork references moroccan craftsmanship, where carpet making holds an important place


the floor of the church constantly changes under the projected light



swirling colors in the magic carpet, 2014