Sunday, October 31, 2010

beza laki ngan pompuan

Nicknames:
  • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
  • If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

Eating out:
  • When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money:

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

Bathrooms

  • A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream , razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel …
  • The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.

Arguments:

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Future:

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Success:

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage:

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

Dressing up:

  • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
  • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals .

Natural:

  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Offspring:

  • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends , favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
  • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Friday, October 29, 2010

himpunan kisah salah asuhan

semut muda dan bahaya
bosan tak kira
semut muda tanak kerja
duk bagi makan permaisuri dan raja
keluar jalan nak merdeka
jalan-jalan jumpa kereta
tumpang naik tengok apa ada
tengok tengok sampai melaka
singgah kl dan balik johor semula
setengah hari saja
semut muda seronok gila
tengok macam benda
balik cerita semua tak percaya
hang gila lagi dusta.
kita semut mana daya
semut muda gila kecewa
depa macam-macam kata.
sambung kerja sampai tua.
dah nanyuk dan pelupa.
mati berbakti pada nusa

Saturday, October 23, 2010

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Extreme Repurposing


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aku tatau yg mana satu creepy

yahudi yg mungkin anda kenal

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anomali

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janji happy